blogasaurus mess

pretty baller.

fucking love meryl streep!

hot lesbian mess.

there's not a lot more to say, really.

oh, badass.

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True Life: I Live With An Asian

  • Chiwen: [moan] Uh, my eyes is really hurt!
  • Me: I'm sorry
  • Chiwen: You probablys punch me in night.
  • Me: Yeah. Everyday. Forgot to tell you, Chiwen. Favorite pastime.
  • Chiwen: [screech voice] SEE! knews it.

True Life: I Live With An Asian

  • Me: Chiwen, the water bill from before we moved in has to be paid by tomorrow or they will shut off our water.
  • Chiwen: Fucks me! I hate landlord. Seriously! He's always try screws me off!