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I used to nanny for Elise. I mean, she’s pretty much on the mark, you guys. Like, goes to school in a $2 billion annual budget district, 71% caucasian Southern Californian suburban neighborhood with an average household income of $122,840. Totally ghetto. And she’s white. So that helps. Perspective is important.

I used to nanny for Elise. I mean, she’s pretty much on the mark, you guys. Like, goes to school in a $2 billion annual budget district, 71% caucasian Southern Californian suburban neighborhood with an average household income of $122,840. Totally ghetto. And she’s white. So that helps. Perspective is important.

holy shit.

went to wales with the oriental and the mexican. highlights (this has to be at least a week of good morning taiwans):

1. chiwen got drunk and fell asleep in the front row of our flatmate’s dance performance.

2. chiwen and I taught everyone how to speak welsh (video to follow).

3. chiwen started a fire in the toaster at the hilton buffet breakfast.

4. we all missed our bus, and the mexican and the oriental started screaming at each other over the phone about interrupting.

5. chiwen fell asleep on the guy sitting next to her on the bus, and then wacked him in the face.

6. for british mother’s day, chiwen talked to my mom on the phone and explained to her that:

a) she was drunk

b) her mom is a student and, I quote, “she study loads random course like how to drive the boat, teach kid about the birds. yeah”

c) she had to go because she needed to drink more

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