Alf, 91, confuses disposal bin for nearby postbox
blogasaurus mex
pretty baller.
fucking love meryl streep!
hot lesbian mess.
there's not a lot more to say, really.
oh, badass.
i think this might actually be the theme song to my life.
I kinda like it cuz it tastes like its been chewed before.
8:11 AM / SATURDAY / IN BED WITH: GREEK YOUGART, PUPPIES, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, MACBOOK
- Katie: Oh my god. I almost forgot. I have to take the chicken out for tonight.
- Me: That was a really low moment for me, actually.
Dear Rufus, You belong in jail.
Notting Hill
Life Story
i’m late, i know. but i had to. so, so true.
cuz we only smash stuff outside. we don’t smash stuff inside, but we love smashing stuff. gotta say, we do.
this is the photo that facebook identified as the most representative of my friendship with chiwen. end of discussion.
work it smoochie
