blogasaurus mess

pretty baller.

fucking love meryl streep!

hot lesbian mess.

there's not a lot more to say, really.

oh, badass.

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Good Morning, Taiwan

  • Me: (screaming from downstairs) CHIWEN!
  • Chiwen: WHAT?
  • Me: COME HERE
  • Chiwen: NO!
  • Me: WHY?
  • Chiwen: I'M CHANGING
  • Me: WHY?
  • Chiwen: BECAUSE I WANNA LOOK IMPRESS!

holy shit.

went to wales with the oriental and the mexican. highlights (this has to be at least a week of good morning taiwans):

1. chiwen got drunk and fell asleep in the front row of our flatmate’s dance performance.

2. chiwen and I taught everyone how to speak welsh (video to follow).

3. chiwen started a fire in the toaster at the hilton buffet breakfast.

4. we all missed our bus, and the mexican and the oriental started screaming at each other over the phone about interrupting.

5. chiwen fell asleep on the guy sitting next to her on the bus, and then wacked him in the face.

6. for british mother’s day, chiwen talked to my mom on the phone and explained to her that:

a) she was drunk

b) her mom is a student and, I quote, “she study loads random course like how to drive the boat, teach kid about the birds. yeah”

c) she had to go because she needed to drink more

oh-its-mark:

Its funny how us asians talk shit about white people but we always end up with them some how.

preach!

Good Morning, Taiwan

  • Chiwen: You know my brother been watching Gossip Girl.
  • Katie: Is your brother gay?
  • Chiwen: I dunno.
  • Katie: What if he is?
  • Chiwen: Uh.
  • Katie: Has he ever had a girlfriend?
  • Chiwen: No. But probably cuz he too fat.
  • Katie: Oh my god Chiwen that is so mean!
  • Chiwen: No really! My brother is like type person that if he go out he not wash his face, but he all oily. He not gonna get girlfriend.
i love it when chiwen loses her patiention.

i love it when chiwen loses her patiention.