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1. It is illegal to manufacture pickles in the industrial zone of downtown Los Angeles.

2. The economy of the County of Los Angeles is larger than that of forty-six of the fifty states in the United States of America.

3. The City of Los Angeles moves approximately one-quarter of an inch to the east every year.

4. It is illegal to lick a toad within the city limits of Los Angeles.

5. It is illegal for human beings to marry rocks in the City of Los Angeles.

6. For some reason that, despite extensive scientific research, remains unknown, potato chips weigh more in Los Angeles than in any other part of America.

7. There are sixty-five people in Los Angeles who have the legal name Jesus Christ.

8. Every year, approximately 100,000 women in Los Angeles County have their breasts enhanced.

9. There are four times more hamburgers eaten in Los Angeles County than in the rest of California combined.

10. In 1976 the physicians at all of the public hospitals in Los Angeles County went on strike and the average number of daily fatalities fell by 20 percent.

11. It is illegal within the city limits of Los Angeles to place two children under the age of two in a bathtub at the same time.

12. The average citizen of Los Angeles consumes 250 tacos a year.

13. The average citizen of Los Angeles eats 28 pounds of fried chicken, 50 pounds of French fries, 22 gallons of ice cream, 12 pounds of tortilla chips and drinks 325 bottles of beer every year. 

(Excerpt from Bright Shiny Morning by James Frey)