coal is so valuable today. santa had no idea.
now, you be gettin’ paper-ass coal from the Dollar Tree. i can’t afford the real shit.
pretty baller
mexican-on-the-inside white girl.
hot fuckin lesbian mess.
um, badass. obviously.
basically, manmazing.
and i mean that in the most feminist way possible.

now, you be gettin’ paper-ass coal from the Dollar Tree. i can’t afford the real shit.