just saw an oriental man in denim capri overalls.
effing hottest shit ever. such conviction.
April 2010
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“do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?”
—(805) tfln
“first, i emptied the checking account, and then i hit the mall, and there in the window was this sexy little outfit, and, oh my gosh, i just HAD to have it. $1500 for a leather bustier? i didn’t care. it lifts and separates. plus, its not like i’m actually paying for it.”
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Jake B., Identity Theft Victim
Citibank Commercial
Good Morning, Taiwan
- Me: (screaming from downstairs) CHIWEN!
- Chiwen: WHAT?
- Me: COME HERE
- Chiwen: NO!
- Me: WHY?
- Chiwen: I'M CHANGING
- Me: WHY?
- Chiwen: BECAUSE I WANNA LOOK IMPRESS!
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library study jam session
in 43 days i will no longer be a college student. or in england ;(
“When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.”
—Brittany, Glee
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damn! mean old questions.
when i was growing up, we use to always say “mean old” to express any sort of astonishment, jealousy, actually…quite a few emotions. let me put this into perspective:
example 1 - “Damn! Mean old shoes….ALL fancy and shit!”
example 2 - “Trying to be a mean old gangster, or what?”
example 3 - “Mean old attitude, jesus!”
ok, so i was at work the other day and employed this phrase to express my adoration for a colleague’s shoes, who stared at me blankly. and i thought, oh its a british thing. BUT THEN, i asked this mexcian guy i work with that’s from CA and this other CA native, and both of them had no idea, you guys. they thought i was insane.
so, question: who the fuck knows this term?
“i had half a sip of a wine cooler.”
—Debra, from Jackie & Debra
Hollywood
Marina And The Diamonds
I’m obsessed with the mess that’s America
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american idol was fucking emotional, you guys.
Good Morning, Taiwan
- Chiwen: Oh my gods. You never believe it. Someone put the poop all over the bathroom at work!
- Me and Katie: What?
- Chiwen: No, seriously! Like, look like a shit bomb. Why would someone poop all over the republic?
- (background info: Chiwen works at banana republic)
