March 2010
65 posts
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“(805): Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash...”
– texts from last night (my home area code, baby!)
Mar 1st
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“look watchya did, you little jerk.”
– Uncle Frank, Home Alone
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2010
70 posts
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Feb 28th
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Feb 25th
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you know who glenn beck reminds me of
the mean lawyer against kris kringle in the 1994 adaptation of miracle on 34th street. everytime he comes on, i feel the urge to scream “CUZ SANTA DON’T GOT A GRUMPY FACE!”
Feb 25th
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um...not where i came from. we's gots some mad... →
Feb 24th
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TV Shows The Networks Didn't Want to Admit Were... →
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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ListenLast night I heard my mama singin’ a song
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Funny or Die Presents...Drunk History
FD: ABRAHAM LINCOLN, I AM FREDRICK DOUGLAS, A FORMER SLAVE
AND HE’S LIKE
AL: SHHHH! I GET IT. I KNOW. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ITS BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME. I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR CAREER FOREVER. BE QUIET. I’M INTO IT. LET’S TALK
I WILL DO MORE ABOUT HIM BUT I’M GONNA LAY DOWN. MY LEGS ARE SHOWING. I WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT BEFORE THIS. WAIT, DON’T SHOW ITS TOO WHITE.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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WatchWatch
I ate a lot of vagina.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Listeni feel like the first line of this song.
Feb 20th
bath and a book
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
336 notes
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katie just compared pieces of popcorn to the astro...
pot is good.
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
57 notes
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
5 notes
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WatchWatch
Ikea Song: Story of my FrÜken life
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index is smoking some...
In a newly released report of the Happiest Cities in America the index voted Santa Maria, California number um...WHAT? If the rate of teen pregnancy and unaccounted for illegal immigrants qualifies as community happiness, then yeah, but really? ok...
Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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big fucking hershey products
so i was just thinking about robin williams, and his live on broadway when he was talking about the snowboarders in the winter olympics getting marijuana tested. he said the olympic committee deemed marijuana a ‘performance enhancing drug’, and robin williams said ‘the only way marijuana is a performance enhancing drug is if they put a big fucking hershey bar at the end of the...
Feb 14th
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happy valentine's day. happy chinese new years.
happy whatever-the-fuck-you-celebrate day. or both. i feel you.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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morning rant
ok so i had a dream that i came up with an amazing new word that combined tranny with something else, but now i can’t fucking remember the other half! tranasaurus? FUCK, i don’t know. hate that. two: there was a fucking mouse in our trash can last night. katie flipped out so bad i thought she was for sure paralyzed for life. and now i can’t handle the kitchen. also, i just...
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
178 notes
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“Sarah Palin is a fucking retard.”
– Stephen Colbert
Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“drunk and wearing flip flops on fifth avenue”
– from Poses by Rufus Wainwright
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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save the peak hollywierd →
Feb 9th
Feb 9th