January 2010
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Pretty Woman
Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
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Dear Mom,
You might be struggling to decide on a graduation present for your wonderful daughter: me. I’m sure you are. But don’t fret any longer. I have found the perfect gift. When in doubt, consult Steve Jobs. He is really excited about the magical, new ipad, and so am I. Problem solved.
Love,
Your Consistently Brilliant Daughter
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Openly Gay Senator Introduces Legislation Allowing... →
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i just had an ipadgasm →
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Australia - The Shins
dedicated to all my aussie...
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i can't post my most favorite song
because i bought it on itunes. but if you are fucking awesome, listen to In The Moonlight (Do You) by Dylan from Modern Family. Best fucking song. EVER.
happy aussie day
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oh-its-mark asked: ey foo, you have g-chat? If you do add me yeah? Marky.sharky000@gmail.com
WE could talk about horse sushi.
WE could talk about horse sushi.
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you know you're super lesbian when
your criteria for a house is measured by its distance from The Abbey
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friday night was on a nutha level
i know i’m sharing late, but my life has been crazy. so deal.
oh man, you guys. ten shots of tequila + gay boy drama = no u dinit! but yes we fucking did. hot mess happened up in soho like you would not believe. closed down two bars, lost my promise ring, found my promise ring, reconciled, spoke some espanol, cried the whole walk home from the bus stop because i was too drunk. oh baby.
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Today is National Pie Day, people →
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can i just say that i suffered through some...
for chiwen’s birthday. and i sang eminem’s lose yourself with an irish girl. badass. then i smashed frosting all over chiwen’s fake eyelash. she was pissed. unglued it in front of the entire club. that’s what i call uninhibited, people. know that.
drunk as a skunk
wine party. zuppa toscana from olive garden, homemade. hell fucking yes. talking about deep shit on the floor, picnic status. i don’t know why i feel the need to blog. retard. ah. but i do.
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Jane Lynch is puttin a ring on it →
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ok, i know its like a lesbo obsession but
i really can’t jump into the whole megan fox box. and you wanna know why: cuz everytime i see a picture of her she looks fucking different, and i can’t figure out who the hell she is on any given photoshoot day. its a problem people. let’s direct our attraction towards more identifiable women.
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you know you're super lesbian when
two people you’re following reblog the same kate moennig picture.
i swear my mom is an educated liberal
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: Jeez, it’s cold. Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everthang California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask...
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“Sorta like Costco: I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not...”
– Cameron, Modern Family
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“It’s like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I’m...”
– Lucas Faber, The Onion
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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be a Christian →
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I’m in a really trancetastic mood
Beautiful...
While everyone is talking about someone that..
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Will stand by them no matter what, be loyal to them, give them warm kisses when they are down, and just love them for who they are,
I’m thinking, you should hella get a puppy or a cat.
i love how hella nor cal you are gay hub a dub.
ok i know this is really bad
but every month $18 is added to my credit card balance for equality california and i’m poor as shit. i donate people. i don’t need a fucking ribbon to prove that. and although i feel terrible for the victims of the haiti earthquake, and cannot imagine what they are facing, i am not the mutha fucker to be dishin out the cash if you know what i’m sayin? i fully commend those who...
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Anthropologie
Customer: [about to pay at the register] Um, some guy named Jonathan was trying to help me find...
Tomi: Oh, actually, we don't have anyone by the name of Jonathan who works here. Was it Jerome?
Customer: No, it wasn't Jerome.
Tomi: How about Jai Phoenix?
Customer: [turns to friend] Jesus! All the gays sound the same!
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Serious Daily Dilemma
(I’m About to Shoot My Face Off Edition): Accutane or the Pill?