July 2009
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June 2009
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i was feeling really sick but i did not need a...
-Liz
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everybody look at me, me
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that ain't my language, man.
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“what do kids with lesbian moms do for father’s day? like do you talk about...”
– (936) texts from last night
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i just said ouch for my computer.
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i'm drunk.
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“After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are...”
– (915) texts from last night
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Im your biggest fan I’ll follow you until...
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chicken soup for the schizophrenic soul
is the title of my future book. i’ve met some crazies. they need to be documented.
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“i wish starbucks made bloody marys”
– (314) texts from last night
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Deep Breath and I’m ready for action Dance...
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“What’s it gonna be?”
Espera Perras!
Estoy in ESPANA!
Will be back to blog world on Friday.
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I’m capsized staring on the edge of safe
wagaboo
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hot fucking mess, yo.
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“i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from...”
– (802) texts from last night
(still sad but this is making it better)
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i need to stop crying.
STOP
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I WON’T TAKE NO PRISONERS!
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u gunna die →
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211.2 egg dosas with chicken gravy = my flight...
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