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Dec 31, 20092 notes
#heidi montag #the hills #kristin cavallari #daily dilemma
you guys

oh-mark:

werkit:

i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap.

And I’ll be the guy that you go out with but sleeps with all your friends behind your back and we have talks at the fancy ass restaurant about how we want to get married but I banged your sister.

OH SNAP.

DO IT! you better.

Dec 30, 20096 notes
“without having a goal it’s difficult to score.” —paul arden
Dec 30, 2009
#paul arden
you guys

moleskine-dreams:

werkit:

i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap.

My New Years’ resolution is to live life like Ke$ha. WE’RE SOME AMBITIOUS BITCHES.

word.

Dec 30, 20096 notes
“this song is called applebees: we found a way to fuck up salad” —dragonboy suede
Dec 30, 20091 note
#dragonboy suede #LMFAO #applebees
you guys

i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap.

Dec 30, 20096 notes
#the hills #new years resolution #bimbo
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Dec 30, 2009
#ijustine #cheeseburger
Good Morning, Taiwan
  • Me: Chiwen, you're famous on my blog.
  • Chiwen: Sorry. No speak english.
Dec 30, 2009
#good morning taiwan #chiwen
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Dec 30, 200911 notes
#chiwen #taiwan
Dec 30, 20094 notes
#goldfrapp #lesbian
the american apparel website is like free porn
Dec 30, 2009
#american apparel #porn
Dec 30, 2009
#gpoyw
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Dec 30, 2009
#we run la #la #los angeles #tunes #dr. hollywood
LA (feat. Snoop Dogg & Nate Dogg) Nelly

LA (feat. Snopp Dogg & Nate Dogg) - Nelly

Dec 30, 20091 note
#nelly #los angeles #LA #tunes #snopp dogg
Dec 30, 2009
my day off (in chronological order):

1. wake up to washing machine repair man.

2. try to explain “don’t plug the washing machine in or else it will blow the hot water fuse again” to a non-english speaker. no coffee. its getting difficult.

3. lovers tiff.

4. dragonboy suede youtube videos.

5. download songs that remind me of driving in LA.

6. meet lovah for mcdonalds lunch break.

7. walk to starbucks.

8. sit in startbucks.

9. realize i have $14.82 in my checking account and don’t want to pay for internet at starbucks.

10. go to cinnabon.

11. blow my $14.82 on minibons and mocha latta.

12. ride the train home.

13. watch porn.

14. erase history.

15. contemplate watching Gia.

Dec 30, 2009
#gia #cinnabon #starbucks #dragonboy suede #los angeles #mcdonalds #day off
Dec 30, 20094 notes
#the l word #leisha hailey #erin daniels #jennifer beals #dana fairbanks #alice pieszecki
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Dec 29, 2009
#destiny's child #bug a boo #i love the 90s #tunes #ghetto
you know what i was thinkin about today

mutha fuckin big dog t-shirts from the 90s. like, how ridiculous were those t-shirts? you know what i mean? the 90s were like a perpetual parade of nascar machos sporting retarded graphic tees that were NOT funny. not. like dogs talking about farting and shit. i dunno. i was just thinkin you guys. i mean, maybe that’s why the rest of the world has such a fucked up opinion of america. because we make fucked up shit. like big dog shirts. and then let people wear them outside the country, so that the rest of the world is exposed to the retarded half of our population.

Dec 29, 2009
#america #big dog #retarded #farting #i love the 90s #90s
“

Also, I’m really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can’t. It’s like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can’t. It’s like that with me and my blog. We’re just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don’t have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn’t have the ability to quit me, so it’s even more depressing. It’s just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object.

I’m not gay and I’m not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean

”
—http://whydoihaveablog.tumblr.com/
Dec 29, 2009
#brokeback mountain #gay #cowboy #blog #tumblr
goin mimis.

6:30 am start. ouch. i don’t know if i can pull off the anthro look that early, ya know what i’m sayin?

Dec 28, 20091 note
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Dec 28, 20091 note
#best in show #LMFAO #movies #starbucks #j crew #l l bean #christopher guest
Going back home after 4 years,.

oh-mark:

werkit:

oh-mark:

werkit:

oh-mark:

I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least.

I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a green line that went  all the way up to Grossmont center.

And I wonder if Plaza Bonita ever became a regular Westfield mall instead of a huge korean knockoff department store.

And also, I wonder if my favorite taco shop is still consistent with their flavor. I’m soooo excited to go you don’t even know. One more week to gogogogogoggogoggogogogoogogogog

holy shit i miss SD way too much. please PLEASE, you have to go to Taste of Thai on University Ave in Hillcrest and order spicy noddles with chicken in my honor. best days of my life.

GIRRRL you know I willl!!!!!!!! I’m takin you out when you get back home from London!!!

just got goose bumps. and a huge smile. ahhhhh!

Girl, I’m serious. you need my number before you come back home. BE EFF EFFs in California! WOOT WOOT.

uh…word. add me on fb, and can i ha yo numba?: Jenner Deal

Dec 28, 20098 notes
Going back home after 4 years,.

oh-mark:

werkit:

oh-mark:

I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least.

I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a green line that went  all the way up to Grossmont center.

And I wonder if Plaza Bonita ever became a regular Westfield mall instead of a huge korean knockoff department store.

And also, I wonder if my favorite taco shop is still consistent with their flavor. I’m soooo excited to go you don’t even know. One more week to gogogogogoggogoggogogogoogogogog

holy shit i miss SD way too much. please PLEASE, you have to go to Taste of Thai on University Ave in Hillcrest and order spicy noddles with chicken in my honor. best days of my life.

GIRRRL you know I willl!!!!!!!! I’m takin you out when you get back home from London!!!

just got goose bumps. and a huge smile. ahhhhh!

Dec 28, 20098 notes
2009: The Things I Want To Forget → huffingtonpost.com
Dec 28, 2009
#huffington post #2009
Going back home after 4 years,.

oh-mark:

I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least.

I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a green line that went  all the way up to Grossmont center.

And I wonder if Plaza Bonita ever became a regular Westfield mall instead of a huge korean knockoff department store.

And also, I wonder if my favorite taco shop is still consistent with their flavor. I’m soooo excited to go you don’t even know. One more week to gogogogogoggogoggogogogoogogogog

holy shit i miss SD way too much. please PLEASE, you have to go to Taste of Thai on University Ave in Hillcrest and order spicy noddles with chicken in my honor. best days of my life.

Dec 28, 20098 notes
#san diego #hillcrest #thai #pad kee mao
Dec 28, 2009
#LMFAO #blog
Dec 28, 20093 notes
#weeds #weed #tv show #LMFAO #celia hodes #nancy botwin #mary louise parker #elizabeth perkins #daily dilemma
Dec 28, 20096 notes
#doug #i love the 90s #cartoon
It's a sign we're finally getting old.

oh-mark:

I’m 21 going on 22, and that is still considered young, but it’s so weird to see time fly.

Even weirder, to actually tell kids what we did back in the day when we were kids.

These kids talking about how much they loved the 90’s but they were born in ‘92-95, it’s weird to mention certain things to them like the whole Britney Spears and N’sync craze. And they will never fully understand the whole boy band trend when there were other boy bands outside of the Backstreet boys like O-Town, and BBMac and 98 degrees.

They’ll faintly remember Zoog Disney but not as much as we do.

And songs like Closing Time and Semi-Charmed Life are like old to them.

It makes me wonder about the future. When my generation hits the golden age of 45, I wonder if the soft rock will consist of 311, Semisonic and Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the oldies station would have things like Dave Mathews Band, and stuff from Janet Jackson’s Rythm Nation will be on. No more of the Al Green and the BeeGees because that’s would be ancient oldies for us.

This is such a weird thought!!!

one time, when i was a nanny in san diego, i was talking about I Love Lucy, and the girl i was nannying for looked at me and goes, what’s that? i’m like, oh no you dinnit. i’m all, freaking nick @ nite, that’s what it is. and she’s all, whatever.

then i had a freak out moment and wikipedia’d all the cartoons of the nineties. and i’m like chillin’ on the couch, talkin about rocko’s modern life and the angry beavers. and the girl was reading her teen bop magazine, or whatever the fuck.

story of my life.

Dec 28, 2009
“(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section” —texts from last night
Dec 28, 2009
#tfln #barnes and nobles #LMFAO #bible #jesus
Dec 28, 200934 notes
#facebook #whore
can i just say that today's urban dictionary word of the day is postsantum depression

defined as: the incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over.

WERD.

Dec 28, 2009
#christmas #xmas #urban dictionary
Dec 28, 20092,792 notes
Dec 28, 200916 notes
#japanese chin #iphone #LMFAO #jesse
Dec 28, 2009
Dec 28, 2009
#heidi montag #brittany murphy #britney murphy
lesbian joke

lyssaismclovin:

obscure-perception:

Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?
A: A country.

you really have to pronounce it to understand lol

Dec 28, 2009
#lesbian
Party In The USA Miley Cirus

i swear i’m 12 years old.

Dec 26, 20098 notes
#hannah montana #party in the usa #tunes #miley cyrus
even Christmas hangovers are merrier.
Dec 26, 2009
#christmas #xmas #hangovers
Dec 23, 200956 notes
#hello kitty #chiwen
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Dec 22, 2009
#jackie beat #gay #lesbian #drag queen #santa baby
Dec 22, 2009
#in n out burger #in n out #manhattan beach #los angeles #LA #laist
fuck yes

off of work until boxing day (the black friday of britian the day after xmas)! oh baby. if only i had the energy to tumblr right now :( but tomorrow you bitches better be prepared for a holiday STORM.

Dec 22, 2009
#the l word
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Dec 22, 20093 notes
#the l word #bette porter #jennifer beals #lesbian
A Holly Jolly Christmas Burl Ives

Holly Jolly Christmas

Dec 22, 2009
#christmas #tunes #xmas #holly jolly christmas
what if The L Word had a christmas episode?

hypothesize ladies…

Dec 21, 20098 notes
#the l word #lesbian #christmas
Dec 21, 20093 notes
#home alone #christmas movies #christmas #daily dilemma
Dec 21, 2009
#mia kirshner #the l word #lesbian #jenny schecter
“ah, she got a toyota. she did somethin’ right.” —darlene witherspoon (aka Fortuen Feimster)
Dec 21, 20092 notes
#fortune feimster #lesbian #comedian #LMFAO #hooters
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