blogasaurus mess

oh-mark:

werkit:

i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap.

And I’ll be the guy that you go out with but sleeps with all your friends behind your back and we have talks at the fancy ass restaurant about how we want to get married but I banged your sister.

OH SNAP.

DO IT! you better.

moleskine-dreams:

werkit:

i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap.

My New Years’ resolution is to live life like Ke$ha. WE’RE SOME AMBITIOUS BITCHES.

word.

i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap.

1. wake up to washing machine repair man.

2. try to explain “don’t plug the washing machine in or else it will blow the hot water fuse again” to a non-english speaker. no coffee. its getting difficult.

3. lovers tiff.

4. dragonboy suede youtube videos.

5. download songs that remind me of driving in LA.

6. meet lovah for mcdonalds lunch break.

7. walk to starbucks.

8. sit in startbucks.

9. realize i have $14.82 in my checking account and don’t want to pay for internet at starbucks.

10. go to cinnabon.

11. blow my $14.82 on minibons and mocha latta.

12. ride the train home.

13. watch porn.

14. erase history.

15. contemplate watching Gia.

mutha fuckin big dog t-shirts from the 90s. like, how ridiculous were those t-shirts? you know what i mean? the 90s were like a perpetual parade of nascar machos sporting retarded graphic tees that were NOT funny. not. like dogs talking about farting and shit. i dunno. i was just thinkin you guys. i mean, maybe that’s why the rest of the world has such a fucked up opinion of america. because we make fucked up shit. like big dog shirts. and then let people wear them outside the country, so that the rest of the world is exposed to the retarded half of our population.

6:30 am start. ouch. i don’t know if i can pull off the anthro look that early, ya know what i’m sayin?

oh-mark:

werkit:

oh-mark:

werkit:

oh-mark:

I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least.

I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a green line that went  all the way up to Grossmont center.

And I wonder if Plaza Bonita ever became a regular Westfield mall instead of a huge korean knockoff department store.

And also, I wonder if my favorite taco shop is still consistent with their flavor. I’m soooo excited to go you don’t even know. One more week to gogogogogoggogoggogogogoogogogog

holy shit i miss SD way too much. please PLEASE, you have to go to Taste of Thai on University Ave in Hillcrest and order spicy noddles with chicken in my honor. best days of my life.

GIRRRL you know I willl!!!!!!!! I’m takin you out when you get back home from London!!!

just got goose bumps. and a huge smile. ahhhhh!

Girl, I’m serious. you need my number before you come back home. BE EFF EFFs in California! WOOT WOOT.

uh…word. add me on fb, and can i ha yo numba?: Jenner Deal

oh-mark:

werkit:

oh-mark:

I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least.

I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a green line that went  all the way up to Grossmont center.

And I wonder if Plaza Bonita ever became a regular Westfield mall instead of a huge korean knockoff department store.

And also, I wonder if my favorite taco shop is still consistent with their flavor. I’m soooo excited to go you don’t even know. One more week to gogogogogoggogoggogogogoogogogog

holy shit i miss SD way too much. please PLEASE, you have to go to Taste of Thai on University Ave in Hillcrest and order spicy noddles with chicken in my honor. best days of my life.

GIRRRL you know I willl!!!!!!!! I’m takin you out when you get back home from London!!!

just got goose bumps. and a huge smile. ahhhhh!

oh-mark:

I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least.

I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a green line that went  all the way up to Grossmont center.

And I wonder if Plaza Bonita ever became a regular Westfield mall instead of a huge korean knockoff department store.

And also, I wonder if my favorite taco shop is still consistent with their flavor. I’m soooo excited to go you don’t even know. One more week to gogogogogoggogoggogogogoogogogog

holy shit i miss SD way too much. please PLEASE, you have to go to Taste of Thai on University Ave in Hillcrest and order spicy noddles with chicken in my honor. best days of my life.

oh-mark:

I’m 21 going on 22, and that is still considered young, but it’s so weird to see time fly.

Even weirder, to actually tell kids what we did back in the day when we were kids.

These kids talking about how much they loved the 90’s but they were born in ‘92-95, it’s weird to mention certain things to them like the whole Britney Spears and N’sync craze. And they will never fully understand the whole boy band trend when there were other boy bands outside of the Backstreet boys like O-Town, and BBMac and 98 degrees.

They’ll faintly remember Zoog Disney but not as much as we do.

And songs like Closing Time and Semi-Charmed Life are like old to them.

It makes me wonder about the future. When my generation hits the golden age of 45, I wonder if the soft rock will consist of 311, Semisonic and Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the oldies station would have things like Dave Mathews Band, and stuff from Janet Jackson’s Rythm Nation will be on. No more of the Al Green and the BeeGees because that’s would be ancient oldies for us.

This is such a weird thought!!!

one time, when i was a nanny in san diego, i was talking about I Love Lucy, and the girl i was nannying for looked at me and goes, what’s that? i’m like, oh no you dinnit. i’m all, freaking nick @ nite, that’s what it is. and she’s all, whatever.

then i had a freak out moment and wikipedia’d all the cartoons of the nineties. and i’m like chillin’ on the couch, talkin about rocko’s modern life and the angry beavers. and the girl was reading her teen bop magazine, or whatever the fuck.

story of my life.

defined as: the incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over.

WERD.

lyssaismclovin:

obscure-perception:

Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?
A: A country.

you really have to pronounce it to understand lol

off of work until boxing day (the black friday of britian the day after xmas)! oh baby. if only i had the energy to tumblr right now :( but tomorrow you bitches better be prepared for a holiday STORM.

hypothesize ladies…