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Dec 31st

you guys

oh-mark: werkit: i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap. And I’ll be the guy that you go out with but sleeps with all your friends behind your back and we have talks at the fancy ass restaurant about how we want to get married but I banged your sister. OH SNAP. DO IT! you better.

Dec 31st

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“without having a goal it’s difficult to score.”

– paul arden

Dec 31st

you guys

moleskine-dreams: werkit: i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap. My New Years’ resolution is to live life like Ke$ha. WE’RE SOME AMBITIOUS BITCHES. word.

Dec 31st

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“this song is called applebees: we found a way to fuck up salad”

– dragonboy suede

Dec 31st

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you guys

i just decided that my new years resolution for 2010 is to look like a bimbo from the hills. oh snap.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Good Morning, Taiwan

Me: Chiwen, you're famous on my blog.

Chiwen: Sorry. No speak english.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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the american apparel website is like free porn

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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my day off (in chronological order):

1. wake up to washing machine repair man. 2. try to explain “don’t plug the washing machine in or else it will blow the hot water fuse again” to a non-english speaker. no coffee. its getting difficult. 3. lovers tiff. 4. dragonboy suede youtube videos. 5. download songs that remind me of driving in LA. 6. meet lovah for mcdonalds lunch break. 7. walk to starbucks. 8. sit...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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you know what i was thinkin about today

mutha fuckin big dog t-shirts from the 90s. like, how ridiculous were those t-shirts? you know what i mean? the 90s were like a perpetual parade of nascar machos sporting retarded graphic tees that were NOT funny. not. like dogs talking about farting and shit. i dunno. i was just thinkin you guys. i mean, maybe that’s why the rest of the world has such a fucked up opinion of america. because...

Dec 29th

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“Also, I’m really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit...”

– http://whydoihaveablog.tumblr.com/

Dec 29th

goin mimis.

6:30 am start. ouch. i don’t know if i can pull off the anthro look that early, ya know what i’m sayin?

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Going back home after 4 years,.

oh-mark: werkit: oh-mark: werkit: oh-mark: I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least. I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the...

Dec 29th

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Going back home after 4 years,.

oh-mark: werkit: oh-mark: I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least. I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a...

Dec 29th

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2009: The Things I Want To Forget →

Dec 29th

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Going back home after 4 years,.

oh-mark: I’m only going to spend the day in San Diego because I have no one to sponsor or host my stay there. But I’m going to be staying in Long Beach, so I’ll be able to go to San Diego for a day at least. I wonder what has changed down there. I remember when I left they were still working on the House of Blues all crazy in the gaslamp, And the trolley system was adding a green line that...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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It's a sign we're finally getting old.

oh-mark: I’m 21 going on 22, and that is still considered young, but it’s so weird to see time fly. Even weirder, to actually tell kids what we did back in the day when we were kids. These kids talking about how much they loved the 90’s but they were born in ‘92-95, it’s weird to mention certain things to them like the whole Britney Spears and N’sync craze. And they will never fully understand...

Dec 29th

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“(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the...”

– texts from last night

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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can i just say that today's urban dictionary word...

defined as: the incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over. WERD.

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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lesbian joke

lyssaismclovin: obscure-perception: Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A: A country. you really have to pronounce it to understand lol

Dec 28th

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i swear i’m 12 years old.

Dec 26th

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even Christmas hangovers are merrier.

Dec 26th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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fuck yes

off of work until boxing day (the black friday of britian the day after xmas)! oh baby. if only i had the energy to tumblr right now :( but tomorrow you bitches better be prepared for a holiday STORM.

Dec 23rd

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