December 2009
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
i kinda got sick of the internet.
sorry tumblr :(
Dec 1st
November 2009
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ListenSunday Morning - No Doubt
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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“(630): That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the...”
– texts from last night
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
sorry turkeys (tear).
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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“(425): You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a “bag of...”
– texts from last night
Nov 26th
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BRING IT, TURKEY DAY.
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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i think my birthmother is the starbucks mermaid
we just have so much in common.
Nov 25th
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WatchWatch
you don’t own me
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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miss suzie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) miss suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine and if you disconnect me, i’ll chop off your behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass miss suzie sat upon it, and cut her big fat ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys are in the meadow,...
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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any daily dilemma suggestions? →
Nov 24th
oh mark, i need to be your pen pal.
oh-mark: I’d love some pen pals. Make some Email snookie and talk about the good ‘ol days. Like when Mcdonalds wasn’t so damn expensive.
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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WatchWatch
vlog #1: Fuckin St. John Pity Party, Poor Asian Style
Nov 23rd
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Listeneven educated fleas do it
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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i'm suppose to be reading queer theory you guys
and what am i doing. not reading queer fucking theory. go homo economics. just not right now.
Nov 23rd
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“we just stared at taco bell’s menu on the website for 2 hours”
– (908) texts from last night
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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so about that date...
oh-mark, i think its save to say we need to meet someday. for reals. requirement.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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PEOPLE, put your cox in a box. →
Nov 23rd
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i'm secretly black
so we went to this club called bootylicious. hot fucking mess. actually, not kidding, hot fucking black mess. it was a black gay night, and just ridiculous. you guys, i walk up in there, all white girl cutsie status with my fucking poofed-out anthropologie floral print skirt, a fucking cardigan, because what the fuck else would i be wearing, into this fucking ghetto fabulous urban sea trying to...
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Good Morning, Taiwan
Chiwen: Does he look young?
Me: Yes, but he's gay.
Chiwen: That's ok.
Me: Chiwen, I know you like to fuck old men but don't.
Chiwen: OF COURSE I love fuck old men. Oh my god, last night at the dinner this guy look at me whole time.
Me: Was he old.
Chiwen: Duh.
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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