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blogasaurus mex

February 2012

5 posts

Dear McDonalds,

Your smoothie promotion has always left me perplexed. You boast about using real fruit. Opposed to what? If you can make a smoothie out of fake fruit, I might be impressed. I’m sure my Mexican mother-in-law would be happy to offer up her household décor for experimenting. Let me know, and I’ll see what I can do. Sincerely, Confused Consumer

January 2012

5 posts

December 2011

45 posts

Wagamama to Invade US with Over 650 Noodle Shops →

fucking mommy complex

i just LOVE it when waka prances around, proudly showcasing her stuffed toy for the other dogs to envy.

Me: Livin' in forests, drinking out of cups...

Katie: From streams.

The Hoop Earring Category

How else can you describe hoop earring girls?

“I’m only an eye, not an I.”

– Marcos, Picture Perfect (1995)

LAYAWAY ANGEL DAVID WILSON PAYS OFF $16K FOR KMART... →

bette midler, people.

molls: I watched Beaches with a former love interest tonight and we both cried when Victoria Cecilia asked to keep her cat. It was awesome.

chai latte + gingerbread syrup = strongest...

pinterest with sia →