February 2012
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Dear McDonalds,
Your smoothie promotion has always left me perplexed. You boast about using real fruit. Opposed to what? If you can make a smoothie out of fake fruit, I might be impressed. I’m sure my Mexican mother-in-law would be happy to offer up her household décor for experimenting.
Let me know, and I’ll see what I can do.
Sincerely,
Confused Consumer
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January 2012
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Katie: From streams.
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