November 25, 2009
"(425): You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a “bag of cheeseburgers” isn’t a menu option."
texts from last night

BRING IT, TURKEY DAY.

7-up salad in the fuhridge fer turkey day, people. basically, i will be obese on friday.

7-up salad in the fuhridge fer turkey day, people.

basically, i will be obese on friday.

the ladies have spoken. and they say dana. sorry jenny.

the ladies have spoken. and they say dana. sorry jenny.

Daily Dilemma (Lesbianas Latinas Edition): Carmen or Papi?

Daily Dilemma (Lesbianas Latinas Edition): Carmen or Papi?

i think my birthmother is the starbucks mermaid

we just have so much in common.

you don’t own me

November 24, 2009
um…so i just watch the first wives club, and basically it FUCKING rocks.

um…so i just watch the first wives club, and basically it FUCKING rocks.

uh…kill me, you guys. so fucking HAUT.

uh…kill me, you guys. so fucking HAUT.